New Year Jokes & Puns 2027
The funniest New Year jokes, puns, dad jokes, and one-liners to ring in 2027 with a laugh. Tap any joke to copy it for your card or caption.
One-Liners
Dad Jokes
Puns
Knock-Knock (Kids)
Captions
New Year jokes FAQ
What are some funny New Year jokes?+
'My New Year's resolution is to stop making resolutions.' 'May your New Year be brighter than your phone screen at 3am.' 'I'm ready for 2027 — I've already forgotten all my resolutions.' These one-liners are perfect for party cards and captions.
What are good New Year puns?+
New Year puns include 'Have an ice year!' 'I'm feeling grape about 2027,' 'Let's make this year one to taco 'bout,' and 'Olive the best for the new year.' Puns work great in cards and social captions.
What are New Year dad jokes?+
'What do you say when someone drops a glass at a New Year's Eve party? Happy New Beer!' and 'I told my New Year's resolution a joke. It didn't laugh — it's too disciplined.' Dad jokes are clean crowd-pleasers for any gathering.